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Heroes Caption Contest XXXIV

We'd like to thank every reader that submitted an entry for this week's Heroes Caption Contest.

In the end, reader "Brandon Moran" took home the winning prize, as his reference to the popular Verizon phone commercials made us laugh.

Better luck next time to everyone else - and remember to come back and play every week!

Parkman

I have the Verizon deal so why did only one guy show up?



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  1. Mary Says:

    Matt: "Molly! What the heck are you doing up there with Nathan? Get down now or I'll call the boogeyman to come and get you!"

  2. Conor Says:

    Matt: Hmmmm, Whoever jumped to their death was a frickin' idiot!

  3. Kira Says:

    MATT: So you're saying that this giant up there did this?

  4. michaelstanley Says:

    "We told you the next stunt is a real doozie. Matt, for $10,000, you have to jump off the top of the building and land in the outline. "

  5. godric Says:

    Peter, come down! This is no time for flying around!

  6. nemarvin Says:

    Another moron thinking he's superman... He jumped really far, though!

  7. Brandon Moran Says:

    I have the Verizon deal so why did only one guy show up?

  8. Giri Says:

    Detective: Not much is known of the victim, from the looks of it he was a real sicko, he was found with a goose and a handful of rotten beans...

  9. pete Says:

    ---Non-Caption Related---

    Um, hey, Heroes Fanatic. I thought there was going to be a ton of Heroes scoops this weekend from Comic Con. Wanna maybe, throw us a bone.

  10. tonyk Says:

    WOW...i can read gods mind

  11. Spider-Pan Says:

    Revenge Of The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man

  12. heroes forever Says:

    matt: hey oh my god is this a austin powers movie or is that a giant .... up there?

  13. Paul Says:

    Matt: Its a shame another outline jumping to his death, it really makes you think.

  14. Maj Says:

    Matt: WTH! What kind of Bird takes a crap and makes a design like that?

  15. Maj Says:

    Matt: Hey Claude. Don't think your invisible cuz I can see you naked!!!

  16. P Says:

    Matt: would you check out her in the window she is totally naked and HOT she so wants me!
    Detective: Thats a guy Parkman
    Matt: No way your Messing look at her she's like an angel
    Detective: "she" has chest hair and a Moustache and im pretty sure i see a penis,
    Matt: Oh god i thought she was holding a baby
    Detective: No its penis

  17. Maj Says:

    Matt: MAN I told the producers I hate CSI and what do you know Im in it now. %$@# my Life!

  18. Immy Says:

    *Hears female voice*: Should i ask Gabrielle if he thinks this toga makes me look fat?
    Matt:"I can hear God's thoughts!...Wait God's a WOMAN?!?"

  19. Maj Says:

    Detective: Um Matt..Your leaning up a little to close to me?

  20. godric Says:

    MATT: That freakin' seagull pooed on my suit! (To investigator-guy): Can I borrow your gun for a minute?

  21. godric Says:

    (continued from the one above):

    ... Dude! I don't have one!

  22. antickz Says:

    matt: dude this is so not cool...it say DO NOT CROSS man

  23. Paul Says:

    Matt: Oh god my necks gone im going to be stuck like this for a week.

  24. P Says:

    Matt: I NEED A WEE

  25. Jaye Says:

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope...its Nathan Petrelli.

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