Weâ??re not just Heroes television watching Fanatics. Weâ??re also Heroes drinking Fanatics. Itâ??s true. You caught us.
There are few better ways to start a week than to kick up our feet on a Monday night, see how this story will unfold nextâ?¦ and play The Official Heroes Drinking Game. Of course, if you donâ??t wish to booze on a weeknight, thereâ??s always TiVo. Or DVR. Or the DVD of season one.
Point being: there are no excuses. Get inspired, get some alcohol and follow along at home. Just look how excited Hiro is to get his hands on a drink below in order to playâ?¦
REQUIREMENTS:
- An episode of Heroes.
- A handle of 80-proof hard alcohol.
- A 40-ounce malt liquor beverage (just in case).
- A bottle of Chardonnay (a possible substitute for the ladies).
- A 30-pack of beer. Preferably a cheap, domestic macro-brew.
THE RULES:
- Take a sip every time Hiro smiles.
- Drink a six-pack if Peter ever smiles.
- Chug for every person Sylar kills.
- Do a keg stand if Claire actually performs a cheer.
- Guys, finish your drink every time you imagine young Hayden Panettiere nude.
- Take a sip for every power Sylar gains.
- Read the ingridients on your beer can every time Matt Parkman reads someoneâ??s thoughts.
- Transfer back and forth from beer to wine every time Niki transfers back and forth from herself to Jessica (and vice versa) in a single scene.
- Chug whenever Mr. Bennet removes his glasses.
- Each time you feel dumber than little Micah, take a shot. (This could get dangerous; limit yourself to four shots/episode.)
- Claude Rains goes invisible again? Finish your beer.
- When Hiro time travels, take the same number of sips as years he goes backward or forward.
Think you have a clever addition to the game that we should add? Leave it as a comment below. Now, like Claude below, drink up!
